It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.
Shit I really needed this right now
Son, I am over 30, I own my own business, and I consult. I do shit like this all the time, I own my home, I pay taxes — you are going to be just fine. Stay yourself. Always.
One of my favourite quotes is, ”We don’t stop playing because we get old. We get old because we stop playing.”
Can I roll Sense Motive on the cookies?
so in tech my teacher had this older copy of the hobbit and IM SCREAMING THE COVER
Oh my god it goes along with the romance novel cover of two towers
this post got so popular oh my god
Legolas looks like a home economics teacher circa 1978
so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”
Jared Muralt was born in 1982 in Bern, Switzerland. Though he attended art school for one year in Bern, Muralt is primarily self-taught, and he developed his precision and skill through the careful study of books as diverse as those pertaining to anatomy, art history and comics. Muralt is also co-founder of BlackYard studio, a Swiss illustration and graphic design agency that was honored with Bern’s Advancement Award for Design in 2009.
Muralt is largely inspired by the quotidian: his sketchbooks, which he carries with him at all times, are filled with fascinating studies of people, scientific inventions and the animal kingdom.