#idk but I forgot too so #O I C #Yes it would #You would make millions #NO NEVER #I’d totally beat off the security guards for you #SO YOU COULD CONTINUE YOUR STARE #BECAUSE HE STARES ENOUGH HE SHOULD GET SOME BACK AT HIM #o those poor moose gods #That’s probably the time when they start getting mad at cars #The cars don’t appreciate it emo moose #I WAS CREEPY BECAUSE I OFFERED TO PAY FOR YOU TO LEAVE YOUR COUNTRY AND COME TO MINE #LIKE A GIANT CREEPER #Q.E.D. #Also thank you for the offer of aloe-vera because for some stupid reason it did not even come into my head to use it on the burns #I felt kind of dumb #BUT IT’S SOOTHING SO THANK YOU ;u; <3
#MY HERO #MY BODYGUARD #AND YES HE’S GOT SOME STAREBACKS COMMING #cars are emo moose kryptonite #so they attack first because moose have no flight instinct #probably #WHAT IS THIS QED YOU SPEAK OF #CAN IT BE EATEN #aloe vera is the best thing ever for burns #you cut a leaf #cut it in half and stick it to the afected area and it won’t even scar #it’s awesome
#DAMN STRAIGHT #I’LL TACKLE THEM ALL #AND I’LL WEAR A COAT THAT FLARES TOO SO I’LL LOOK /FASHIONABLE/ AT THE SAME TIME #BECAUSE NOTHING KICKS ASS LIKE A FASHIONABLE BODYGUARD #HE TOTALLY DOES THE TROLL #omfg it’s so true #Moose can never retreat #only attack #FORWARD MY FELLOW MOOSE #TONIGHT WE TAKE /THE HIGHWAY/ #QED IT’S LATIN FOR HAHA MY EQUATION WORKS TAKE THAT #I WISH IT COULD BE EATEN MY CLASSES WOULD CERTAINLY BE TASTIER #You actually have the leaves #w h a t #We get it in gel form #You have to trust that the stuff is actual aloe vera #I want to see this magic #Is it the ultimate scar eraser
Source: ofdarklands
