are cafeterias a real thing like do those actually exist in america you just line up and get given gross food and then eat in the same room as your entire school??? if that happened at my school there’d be a riot imagine how loud that would be are cafeterias a myth…do you…do younot have cafeterias elsewhere?
not in my school
I WAS JUST CLEANING OUT MY BIBLE AND I FOUND THE MOST HILARIOUSLY PETULANT PARABLE
jesus is PISSED
it’s not FIG SEASON
he’s PREPARING TO DIE
so he curses a fucking tree.
Go home Jesus. You’re drunk.
maybe all this time the saying is god hates FIGS
"cleaning out my bible"
"and his disciples heard him"
i know that feel
I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers
what why would you use numbers
so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH
I prefer German-bred dachshunds over American-bred ones. I think they look healthier, more beautiful, and truer to the breed. Japanese-bred are kind of a mix between American and German, and the British-bred look like fluffy American-bred weenies. ((I’m speaking about longhaired miniatures, the only size/coat type I’m familiar with, btw.))
I get that the breed standards are different, and that the idea of the “ideal dachshund” is very subjective because of this. This is just my personal opinion— I felt like it was unpopular because a lot more people are familiar with the shorter-legged variety.
Side note—— I don’t hate the American-type, in fact, my own dachshund is American and piebald (fun & pointless fact: the first German imports registered in England were red piebalds). I love him dearly, but he is undeniably pet-quality and my first show dog will absolutely be important from Germany.
“I think they look healthier, more beautiful, and truer to the breed.”
That’s because they are. Pretty sure that American Dachsunds actually have a lot of health problems due to how they’ve been bred.
It’s the same with a lot of breeds, actually. Like Pugs.
any dwarf-legged dog whose dick drags on the ground should not be bred
The fucking bottom right one had literally no leg.
It’s paws practically connect straight to its body.
This kind of thing os horrendous
should see the nasty legs of a corgi
dwarf animals are not healthy. munchkin, corgi, dachshund, english bulldog, etc, they’re not healthy.
I dont care if “they’re short so they can dodge kicks!” okay wellllllll collies aren’t short? shepherds and rottweilers aren’t short?
the original working dachshunds actually had a purpose, unlike the disgusting bow-legged (what legs??), splay-toed, belly-dragging abomination of the dog show world:
Same goes for Basset Hounds. Here’s a working Basset:
Here’s a show Basset:
Which one do these show-breeding idiots think would be better at tracking? trailing? hell.. even RUNNING?
19th and early 20th Century Dachshunds;
Modern working bred Dachshunds (Teckels);
And then you’ve got dogs like this winning at shows…
Quite a difference.
In other news, I want everybody to look at these badass fucking dice.