DM: “Just then, bolts of power come from the sky and destroy an entire block of buildings in the city.”
Wizard (Who owns a house in the city.): “WHICH BUILDINGS?!”
Roll perception checks. (Everyone fails) That is the most heretical table lamp you have ever seen in your life.
fun fact: I typo’d video games today as “video dames” and then was saddened that this is not the common term for girl gamers
#… sounds like something I want embroidered on the back of a leather jacket
I suddenly want to start a gang.