- guard: by the gods, it's true, isn't it? a dragon has attacked Whiterun. how could mere men bring down such a beast?
- female dragonborn: [looks straight into the camera like on the office]
It looks like Skyrim
- me: making my way downtown walking fast--
- whiterun gaurd: wait, i know you
- me: walking faster
its not cheating if its fucking markarth.
Riften is almost as bad with the gate guards and the fucking thieves guild guy trying to recruit you. I eventually just got a mod that makes him stop unless you’ve stolen and picked pockets enough.
i got in the thieves guild just to sell the stuff i compulsively stole (and to make him stop asking) and then never proceed further because fuck you bjonroriof
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if you are on PC you can just cheat by hitting ~, clicking on the guy, and typing kill. Fuck Markarth the only good thing is player home, the waterfalls in the city, and that big ass gold mine not far down the main road from the city.
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