- me: making my way downtown walking fast--
- whiterun gaurd: wait, i know you
- me: walking faster
its not cheating if its fucking markarth.
Riften is almost as bad with the gate guards and the fucking thieves guild guy trying to recruit you. I eventually just got a mod that makes him stop unless you’ve stolen and picked pockets enough.
i got in the thieves guild just to sell the stuff i compulsively stole (and to make him stop asking) and then never proceed further because fuck you bjonroriof
if you are on PC you can just cheat by hitting ~, clicking on the guy, and typing kill. Fuck Markarth the only good thing is player home, the waterfalls in the city, and that big ass gold mine not far down the main road from the city.
It’s fun to do it with the archery perk where you can slow down time while aiming
i was on a tour of all the cities via that horsecart so i didn’t have that yet u_u
like fuck this place for real tho. I walk in and a lady gets stabbed. I walk around more and some dude drags me into a haunted house and makes me kill him. I walk around more and my new buddy is murdered by the guards that are now trying to arrest me. fuck this place. Im not about this life.